royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

(Source: pleatedjeans)

one-shot-two-kills:

45-70govt:

cerebralzero:

personnaldisaster:

hey you little bastard.

shooting the case with the bullet?

90% more bullet per bullet

When people try and be artsy with firearms and have no idea how they work

paH! extra mass.. extra penetration!!! 

I can’t even get any of the Tap Tap games? Or Ruzzle?

Fucking Windows phone OS….

totalfilm:

Man Of Steel: 50 Best Moments

While watching the new Superman movie

myfreckledunicorn:

Zod: There is only one way that this can end: either you die or I die!

Me: Isn’t that two?

jadesavoryxd:

Christmas is coming

(Source: kuki-puki)

We’ll see how sweet they are, the fruits of your labors. You do not free the cities as you believe, but rather damn them. And in the end, you’ll have only yourself to blame. You, who speak of good intentions.

army-of-oranges:

edward-the-conartist:

So if I lick her arse out, you’ll do that to me?

No but I can’t say the same for my chainsaw :)

(Source: c0cainkeys)